39 Weeks, 5 Days

Dear Mini Mc

You have been living quiet comfortably in my tummy for the last 39 weeks and 5 days. I hope that you have enjoyed your stay in Hotel Mama, but like all good things, this must come to an end. I hereby serve you with 2 days notice of my intention to evict you from your comfy palace.  Mama wants her body back!

Please arrange to make your way calmly, swiftly and with minimal pain inflection to the nearest exit. 

I have personally ensured that you will be rehoused in a warm and cosy cradle, with home made blankets to keep you warm. I  have also arranged to have food delivered to you on a regular basis and will smother you with kisses and cuddles while you adjust to your new surroundings and will continue to do so until your old enough to tell me to stop. In the interest of full disclosure, even if you tell me to stop smothering you with kisses and cuddles I will most likely ignore you and continue!

Please be aware that if you do not vacate the womb within the specified time you will leave me with no choice but to send someone in for you!

Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Yours sincerely

Mamma,

Owner and operator of Hotel Mamma